17 Knock-Knock Jokes That’ll Make Your Day Today

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Ever had a fly on your nose? Incessantly annoying, right? Because if you try to kill it, you’ll only end up hurting yourself. At this point of time, all you do is pray. Pray that the fly gets another target, or gets bored of you. The case with knock-knock jokes is frighteningly similar. Here, I am the fly on your nose. Sure you can choose to go back, but do you really want to? Do you really want to give up this opportunity to learn some really bad jokes that you can throw at your friends?

Hmm, I thought so. Let’s move on now

1. Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting dyslexic cow.

Interrupting dysle..

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2. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

The

The Who?

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3. Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Shmellmop

Shmellmop who?

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4. Knock Knock

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

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5. Knock Knock

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

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6. What do you call a person with no arms or legs?

I don’t know. What do you call them?

Thakur

Knock knock

Who’s there?

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7. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Desi.

Desi who?

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8. Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Recursion.

Recursion Who?

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9. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the village idiot’s house.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

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10.  Knock Knock?

Who’s there?

Little Boy blue

Little Boy blue who?

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11. Who’s there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

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12. Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Woo

Woo who?

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13. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Doris

Doris, who?

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14. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

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15. Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

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16. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Probably a murderer because…

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17. But seriously,

The man who created knock-knock jokes

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Knock-knock!

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