Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can
see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
just transistors !
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on
whenever he opens his mouth !
sister’s hat out of that
Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it
strapped too tight under her
school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s
‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Class: Don’t know, Miss.
Teacher: It’s a
Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of
Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing
‘That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why
‘Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !’
she’s an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can’t. She doesn’t
stop at this floor.
shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and
on a crash
Is that why she looks a wreck ?
stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on
sister to eat.
Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can’t bear to stop
occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic
‘He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy.
interesting. What’s his favourite trick?’
‘He saws people in
‘Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’
half brother and two half sisters.’
monster have a
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
with that saw and where’s your
little brother ?
Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!