21 Times Food is Better Than Sex

There aren’t many things in the world that are better than a satisfying session in the sack. But, food is probably better. It’s easier to accomplish: you don’t have to woo it, you just have to cook it. Your appearance is not relevant in the equation. Food will satisfy you, each and every time, sans judgement. Even the sexiest biryani in the world doesn’t care about your scruffy pajamas and uncombed hair. There are many, many (many!) times that food is better than sex.

Here is a list of 21 such blessings for mankind. Brace yourself, this is the yummiest, sexiest list you’ll ever see.

FOREPLAY

Mozzarella Cheese Fries

Source: fishki.net

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Cheesy Garlic Bread

Source: savorysweetlife.com

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Pizza Boat

Source: blogspot.com

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Cream of Mushroom Soup

Source: weheartit.com

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MAIN (INTER) COURSE

Mutton Biryani

Source: modernfamilyideas.com

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Mutton Rogan Josh

Source: photobucket.com

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Aloo Ka Parantha

Source: mapsofindia.com

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Pork Chops in Mushroom Gravy

Source: amazonaws.com

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Ham, Olive and Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Source: mikeyskitchen.com

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Quadruple Cheese Macaroni with Smokey Bacon

Source: noblepig.com

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Spiced Beef Curry

Sorry, Maharashtra.

Source: ocado.com

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Chorizo and Shrimp Burger

Source: ladyandpups.com

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Shahi Paneer

Source: indiacity.com.au

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Kerala Chicken Curry

Source: pinterest.com

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Meatzza

Source: nigella.com

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SWEET CLIMAX

Quadruple Chocolate Cake

Source: gotchocolate.com

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Nutella Stuffed Deep Dish Cookie

Source: cafedelites.com

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Double Dark Chocolate Cupcakes with Peanut Butter Filling

Source: foodandwine.com

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Chocolate Lasagna

Source: iheartnaptime.net

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Red Velvet Cupcakes

Source: bakedbree.com

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Gulab Jamun

Source: blendwithspices.com

Get the recipe here.
Have we wet your palate, yet?

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One thought on “21 Times Food is Better Than Sex

  1. The particular Grapes associated with Fury : David Steinbeck.
    Forget about Captain Ahab, Rambo, Rocky, Mike Hammer, Rooster Cogburn. ” Whether the students enjoy it and learn from it is another story.

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