Keeping a beard is no joke. People ask you stupid questions all the f*cking time and of course, there’s that comparison with Baba Ramdev. But I can’t Anulom Vilom, trust me. I’ve been growing my beard for almost a year now and it’s much more commitment than any relationship can ever demand. But come on, a man can get bored pretty soon. A sane black beard that made me look like a normal human was too mainstream, so I tried this.
LOL, just kidding. Took a lot of convincing and prayers! Trust me, it was the toughest decision of my life but I still went ahead with it. Yeah, I’m badass like that. We tried this out last week and let’s just say, we brought the MensXP headquarters down with all the craziness. My beard took some serious blows but still stormed through it all. Here is a sneak peak of what my folks at MensXP did to my beloved beard that I cared and ‘petted’ for months.
#beardgang #beardporn #beardlife #beardguy #beardgone #beardRIP
My heart popped into my mouth each time we tried out a new look. Thank god, it came out all clean and easy. Else, would have had to cut it off because honestly, I am still not ready for the break up!
Now Look At This Floral Beard
Although it looks like something easy and manageable, let me tell you, those flowers were f*cking expensive. Try this with the local flowers and you might look like Mowgli. But hey, it’s quite a life saver, honestly. Forgot to get your girl something on a date? Well, just pluck those out of your beard and there you go – a bouquet!
And, This Party Beard
Santa didn’t get me any gift. So, I stole his Christmas tree.
Braids, because #Swag #LOL #kthnxbye
I swear I tried walking on them. Doesn’t work.
On a serious note, don’t try this at home. Or anywhere. Issued in public interest.
Glitter, because why should girls have all the fun
Took two awesome stylists, some persuasion, and a LOT of will power to get this going but in the end, it turned out friggin’ amazing. I swear I wanted to keep it forever.
Dyed It Pink
Of course my beard took it with all love and affection, seemed like they were all made for each other. That colour, that expression and that flower, what compatibility man! Don’t know if I’d sport it ever again but it was fun lying down on the grass, acting all profound and shit.
Dear mom, if you are reading this, it’s all back to normal now. Please start talking to me.